Your oye student ...

Sir: Agr tum 1jungle me ho or wahan sher aa jy to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Me darakht pr charhunga

Sir: Agr wo sher darkhat pr b aa jy to?

Boy: Main Pani main kud jaunga

Sir: Agr wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nal pehn viyai ay j ohdi side lyi jande o?