Pathan 5 star hotal me raha.

1 Pathan 1st time 5 star hotal main raat thehra,
subha waiter se poocha:
yaha washroom nhi hai?

Waiter ne washroom ka darwaza khol k dikhaya k, ye jo hai?

Pathan:
Is main
bathrom ki jaga kaha hai?

Waiter ne kamod ki taraf ishara kia k ye hai.....

Pathan:
O khudaya is main to hum ne raat ko aam bhigo kar rakhe thay thande
hone k liye.... :D